1. A limerick:

    infinitemachine:

    toothlessrebel:

    asgardiantelevision:

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    Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

    A dozen, a gross, and a score
    Plus three times the square root of four
    Divided by seven
    Plus five times eleven
    Is nine squared and not a bit more.

    THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

    ::Slow applause::

    (via cbucks)

     

    1. Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
    2. Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
     

  2. canderemy:

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    excuse you

    (via cbucks)

     
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  4. "Wait for someone who tells strangers about you."
    — Vodka thoughts #1  (via unlively)

    (via 2-infinity-and-beyonddd)

     
  5. (Source: daninantais, via corey313)

     
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  7. Anonymous said: What's ur opinion on michael jackson

    squidyword:

    i loved him on icarly

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  8. "When your legs are tired, walk with your heart"
    — Paulo Coelho (via permeate)

    (via permeate)

     
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  10. Friends Season 5 (1998-1999)

    "They don’t know that we know they know we know!"

    (Source: central-perk, via 90s90s90s)

     
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  12. justnickofficial:

    for more, check out: www.justnick.tk

    (via corey313)

     
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  14. blackfashion:

    Pants and top: Loft, Shoes: BCBG

    Shandrese, http://sincerelyrenay.blogspot.com