1. pokec0re:

    When bae lies to u but u have screenshots

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    (via yasminamb)

     
  2. (via permeate)

     

  3. "your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

    (Source: alwaysblind, via retiredjesus)

     
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  5. (Source: stilllyfe, via kidswithafros)

     

  6. planetfuckingjupiter:

    new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

    (via yelled)

     
  7. tashabilities:

    the-goddamazon:

    Nah, they just got older and got jobs as your local law enforcement and government officials.

    They raised children and grandchildren who think exactly like them. 

    And the children and grandchildren of these terrorists are continuing their work, giving us hell on our jobs and in college courses, even to our babies on the playground.

    (Source: blackingzz, via mildlyinfluenced)

     
  8. dailydoseofmo:

    iloveyouliyah:

    dailydoseofmo:

    I am finally free from what was holding me back
    Now comfortable in my own skin
    Best feeling ever…😜😝☺️

    Your eyes 😍😍

    Thank you 🙈

    (via mildlyinfluenced)

     
  9. azaminabeautifuldisaster:

    Love the hair!

    (Source: pyrrhics)

     

  10. icecoldnukacola:

    i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

    (via fearsandblames)

     
  11. (Source: s-gellar, via retiredjesus)

     

  12. tootsied:

    you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

    (via yelled)

     

  13. im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

    (Source: mattressblowoutsale, via cringing)

     
  14. hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

    darrencrisscrosschrist:

    jessicakrh:

    dollarfries:

    sex education at its finest

    HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

    "so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

    "It’s every month?"

    "I thought it just lasted a couple years"

    "It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!" 

    "Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"

    *upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”

    (via azaminabeautifuldisaster)

     

  15. viva-la-heichou:

    hannahissoweird:

    koujakus-boyfriend:

    sossidge:

    me 11:59 September 30th

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    me 12:00 October 1st

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    it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

    I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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    (via cringing)